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<body class='hmmessage'><div dir='ltr'>Over the next 10 days, the weather forecast has it as high as 37C (99F).<BR> <BR> <BR>----------------- <BR><div>> To: congress@lists.noisebridge.net<br>> From: p@trickod.com<br>> Date: Thu, 6 Aug 2015 17:23:01 -0700<br>> Subject: Re: [Noisebridge-congress] Four new proclimations for our village<br>> <br>> Don't let Europe fool you. It get's fucking hot during the summer.<br>> <br>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_European_heat_wave<br>> <br>> On 8/6/15 5:19 PM, Ronald Miloh Alexander wrote:<br>> > On Fri, Aug 07, 2015 at 01:42:11AM +0200, Rubin Abdi wrote:<br>> >> I'm fine with being village momma, but I'm drawing the line at that and<br>> >> have no interest babysitting you or holding your hair back while you yak<br>> >> under the rocket ship. So...<br>> >><br>> >> 1 - It's hot, you can easily dehydrate if you're not careful and beer isn't<br>> >> real water (unless it's PBR). So the rule is for every 1 alcoholic drink,<br>> >> consume 2 waters, roll a D20.<br>> >><br>> >> 2 - Water is good for you, even when you're not drinking booze. Try to<br>> >> drink a few cups every 30 minutes. Set a timer, you'll be happier in the<br>> >> end. Also remember to simply keep a bottle of water with you at all times.<br>> >> Tie it to your face, tell someone it's your hacker art.<br>> > <br>> > I wastotallythinkingnaw, this is ~16 degrees north of SF. Not hot<br>> > enough to worry too much about dehyrdration. This lat is as far north<br>> > as ALASKA (admittedly, southernmost Alaska, (-:).<br>> > <br>> > but look check out these temps on wunderground.com:<br>> > http://www.wunderground.com/q/locid:GMBB1538;loctype:1<br>> > <br>> > sehr superheiss.<br>> > <br>> >><br>> >> 3 - Our village has a code of conduct, so it's totally ok to call people<br>> >> out and say:<br>> >> a - "You look upset, have you had some water lately? Maybe a snack?"<br>> >> b - "I think you've had enough shitty liquor to drink for today, how<br>> >> about we hold off till tomorrow."<br>> >> If someone doesn't take the hint on B, they get booted out of the village,<br>> >> no buts. Butts are ok though.<br>> > <br>> > hey, you want drinking? see cbase, we're across the road from them<br>> > (again), make some friends there!<br>> > <br>> >><br>> >> 4 - Fact of life, we're all filthy animals, especially me right now (and<br>> >> mzeltner). Don't shit where you eat, specifically your hands. When you go<br>> >> to the bathroom you fucking wash your hands afterwards, regardless if it's<br>> >> just a number one, two, or three, or if you some how went without touching<br>> >> yourself. Wash your hands again before you eat. I'll be keeping soap and<br>> >> hand sanitizer at camp in case CCC doesn't provide. Getting the hacker<br>> >> plague mud butt while it's 95F outside and the portapotties are just too<br>> >> far away is really horrible. Do not get yourself sick, don't get others<br>> >> sick, you filthy animals.<br>> > <br>> > maybe watch sharing drinks as well? until the incubation<br>> > period for airplane/airport flu is over... what would that be, a few<br>> > days or so?<br>> > <br>> >><br>> >> I love you all, like my own unwanted children, that I some how gave birth<br>> >> too after getting my vasectomy in September. <3<br>> >><br>> > <br>> > a good weirdo<br>> > <br>> > <br>> >> -- <br>> >> Rubin<br>> >> rubin@starset.net<br>> > <br>> >> _______________________________________________<br>> >> Congress mailing list<br>> >> Congress@lists.noisebridge.net<br>> >> https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/congress<br>> > <br>> > <br>> > <br>> > _______________________________________________<br>> > Congress mailing list<br>> > Congress@lists.noisebridge.net<br>> > https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/congress<br>> > <br>> _______________________________________________<br>> Congress mailing list<br>> Congress@lists.noisebridge.net<br>> https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/congress<br></div> </div></body>
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