I think we need a Defensive Obfuscated Networked Grappling System. We can build one right near the door so we can apprehend theives as they leave noisebridge. We would connect it to a Ruby on Rails application running on Pony. We could even design our own android app so we could trigger it from our phone. It would drop a net down on nasty thieves while taking a picture and uploading it directly to s3 so that it can't be taken down easily. Finally, we would spray the net with the ink from old dye packs that no longer explode. I am sure we can get some of these from the community or ebay. After all that is done, it would send a link to the picture out to the mailing list calling them a doodie head. I believe we could work on the Defensive Obfuscated Networked Grappling System (DONGS for short) and have it up fairly quickly between our ruby skillz and arduino skillz. <br>
<br>Who wants to work on this with me? I bet we could do it in about two weeks. <br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Thu, Jun 9, 2011 at 8:55 PM, Ever Falling <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:everfalling@gmail.com">everfalling@gmail.com</a>></span> wrote:<br>
<blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex;"><div class="im">"that look to my eye more like tagging/graffiti than the sort of creative wall markings that seem to appear from people who should be at Noisebridge."<div>
<br></div></div><div>gonna have to be more specific here considering this might just be an issue of your own sense of aesthetics and not something actually malicious. have any pictures of these wall markings? indeed last i remember there are pedobear and mudkip tags all over the place from a distant night of drinking.<div>
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<br><div class="gmail_quote">On Thu, Jun 9, 2011 at 8:35 PM, girlgeek <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:girlgeek@wt.net" target="_blank">girlgeek@wt.net</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">
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I have noticed that there is someone making wall designs that look
to my eye more like tagging/graffiti than the sort of creative wall
markings that seem to appear from people who should be at
Noisebridge. There are/were some in the bathroom with the window
and in the stairway not too far from the front door. I have taken
them for a sign that someone who should not be at NB has been coming
in. If the gate is now fixed this problem may go away. But I have
taken it for an indication that some person/people are coming into
NB who shouldn't - thieves? <br>
-Claudia <br><div><div></div><div>
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On 6/9/2011 4:59 PM, miloh wrote:
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scheff <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:satiredun@gmail.com" target="_blank">satiredun@gmail.com</a>></span>
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Has anyone else noticed that the gate is basically open, all
the time now? It tends to either not close all the way or not
latch, and I do believe people have noticed this fact.
<div>-Meredith
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<div>The gate was fixed after the first incident. let us know
if you find it sticking at any time (hot days) from here
forward so we can continue to make sure it closes properly.</div>
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