Jeezus, Cliff, don't scare us like that. There's so much real-life bad news I was really dreading the next paragraph. But the next paragraph became the next, & so on & on, & nothing really bad ever happened. (Unlike that concert doc of Altamont. I'm still trying to get over that.)<div>
<br></div><div>Seriously though, Cliff & Rob did clean the christ out of the hackerspace all Saturday night leading into Sunday morning. Before I left the cafe tables were so clean you could eat off 'em. </div><div>
<br></div><div>So thanks for that!</div><div><br></div><div>+11+<br><div><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Sun, Jan 27, 2013 at 1:19 PM, Cliff Sullivan <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:thatabstract@gmail.com" target="_blank">thatabstract@gmail.com</a>></span> wrote:<br>
<blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-size:13px;font-family:arial,sans-serif">Hello Noisebridge Discuss! This is Cliff and this so happens to be my 1st time posting to the NB discuss list. I wish I was coming to tell you all of glorious adventures from the Nightwatch and about epic projects being completed like a boss. No ladies and gents, it is a sad sad morning here in the ol' Mission. While Frank Zappa Jr. and I mercifully fought off fatigue and sleep this morning in order to diligently and painstakingly clean the space for today's final day of the Hackerathon, we came across a sight so appalling that Frank Zappa Jr. has been huddled in a corner sitting indian style, mumbling chants, and praying with his Rosary Beads in order to save all of your souls from a crime so appalling my hands tremble as I type this VERY message. As I was sorting through the mountains of recycling from last nights soiree, I came across at first glance to an empty 12 pack of Corona. I picked the box up, "Hmm feels a bit heavy for an empty 12 pack" I naively thought to myself--only to be downright horrified and sick as a dog that's eaten a whole pan of Ganja Brownies when I pulled back the Corona's cardboard lid and discovered 2 FULL BOTTLES of angelically pristine high quality watered down Corona Extra. I immediately felt sick to my stomach at this dastardly sight and puked a little bit into Frank Zappa Jr.'s mouth (He's gotta baby bird fetish, deal with it). </div>
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I then went into shock and wondered who would commit such a brazen and open and shut case of alcohol abuse. Did this person even begin to understand that this sweet nectar of the gods had made a long and tiresome journey across Mexico on the back of underfed burros led by poor indigenous farmers so that you may kick back and enjoy a tasty beverage while trolling Leaderfags and whitenighting in "Rate Me Threads" on /B? D.I.A.F! (sorta kidding, but NO, not really).</div>
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Where I come from (PBR & Miller High Life Country) acts of alcohol abuse are instantly met with severe repercussions of social group banishment and spending the next 20 years in Grandma's basement watching the New Hit Series "Girl Meets Boy" starring jawdropping vixen of the screen Topenga and Fred Savage's Brother while hashing out a miserable existence crying, masturbating, crying, masturbating, and crying.</div>
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Frank Zappa Jr. and I have decided that this heinous atrocity has corrupted and tarnished the core values of this hackerspace making consensus defacto on the grounds that:</div><div style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-size:13px;font-family:arial,sans-serif">
<br></div><div style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-size:13px;font-family:arial,sans-serif">1. You are NOT being EXCELLENT to the indigent and alcohol famished co-inhabitants of the space.</div>
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2. You are NOT being EXCELLENT to Corona Corporation and thousands of poor indigenous worker-beer alchegicians (alchemist+magicians, I make new words, deal with it)</div><div style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-size:13px;font-family:arial,sans-serif">
<br></div><div style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-size:13px;font-family:arial,sans-serif">Frank Zappa Jr. and I believe the consensus process is unquestionably corrupted and whereby called an emergency G.A. to decide on proper punishment. After a deep meditation in the spirit cave, an inner endless river of compassion overwhelmed the soul, leading to a conscious decision against banishment and double castration-- the normal protocol for punishment for the crime of ALCOHOL ABUSE. </div>
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Whereby we've privately reached consensus that the punishment be as follows:</div><div style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-size:13px;font-family:arial,sans-serif"><br></div><div style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-size:13px;font-family:arial,sans-serif">
1. The back classroom for the next week will be transformed into a giant waterbed and film screening room in solidarity with SleepBridge - A Place to Sleep also in association with my current guerrilla film viewing project "Cinema Chop Sooey".</div>
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2. Three adult calico/orange tabby master mouser killa kittehs will be adopted, THE TEAM ASSEMBLED. A sky cam stretching from one end of N.B. to the other will be assembled. We will use this and Kitty Cams on popped collars to begin filming a new wave of documentary shorts under the working title "Indifferent Nature." MAYHEM, Mutilated Mouses, and kittehs murdering faster than cheetahs test driving Ferraris high on speed. There will be TONS of BLOOD and sleeping (Srsly, they're gonna sleep like 20 hours/day, LUCKY).</div>
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Goodluck and quit wasting perfectly good beer!! </div><div style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-size:13px;font-family:arial,sans-serif"><br></div><div style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-size:13px;font-family:arial,sans-serif">
Cheers!</div>
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