[Noisebridge-congress] Four new proclimations for our village

[Willow Brugh]

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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On Thu, Aug 6, 2015 at 4:42 PM, Rubin Abdi <rubin at starset.net> wrote:

> I'm fine with being village momma, but I'm drawing the line at that and
> have no interest babysitting you or holding your hair back while you yak
> under the rocket ship. So...
>
> 1 - It's hot, you can easily dehydrate if you're not careful and beer
> isn't real water (unless it's PBR). So the rule is for every 1 alcoholic
> drink, consume 2 waters, roll a D20.
>
> 2 - Water is good for you, even when you're not drinking booze. Try to
> drink a few cups every 30 minutes. Set a timer, you'll be happier in the
> end. Also remember to simply keep a bottle of water with you at all times.
> Tie it to your face, tell someone it's your hacker art.
>
> 3 - Our village has a code of conduct, so it's totally ok to call people
> out and say:
>   a - "You look upset, have you had some water lately? Maybe a snack?"
>   b - "I think you've had enough shitty liquor to drink for today, how
> about we hold off till tomorrow."
> If someone doesn't take the hint on B, they get booted out of the village,
> no buts. Butts are ok though.
>
> 4 - Fact of life, we're all filthy animals, especially me right now (and
> mzeltner). Don't shit where you eat, specifically your hands. When you go
> to the bathroom you fucking wash your hands afterwards, regardless if it's
> just a number one, two, or three, or if you some how went without touching
> yourself. Wash your hands again before you eat. I'll be keeping soap and
> hand sanitizer at camp in case CCC doesn't provide. Getting the hacker
> plague mud butt while it's 95F outside and the portapotties are just too
> far away is really horrible. Do not get yourself sick, don't get others
> sick, you filthy animals.
>
> I love you all, like my own unwanted children, that I some how gave birth
> too after getting my vasectomy in September. <3
>
> --
> Rubin
> rubin at starset.net
>
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