[Noisebridge-discuss] Lord Claypool

[Jeffrey Carl Faden]

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

Jeffrey

On Wed, Aug 1, 2012 at 3:14 PM, Stan <stan at alcoholfueledmachine.com> wrote:
> Dear Noisespacers,
>
> I would like to bring to your attention the case of Lord Claypool, a
> noble mailing list contributor. He believes he has been banned from the
> list, though I have told him this must be untrue.
>
> If indeed he is banned, I would request that we temporarily unban and
> hold a mailing list mediation. In the more likely case that his mail
> client or server is simply having trouble, I would like someone to help
> diagnose the issue.
>
> Thank you in advance.
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