[Noisebridge-discuss] Open space only for hackers?

Mordred Abd Al-Rashid Suche-Messer m.al-rashid.such-messer at mail.com
Fri Jun 21 19:40:23 UTC 2013


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----- Original Message -----
From: Andrew Byrne
Sent: 06/21/13 12:30 PM
To: Mordred Abd Al-Rashid Suche-Messer
Subject: Re: [Noisebridge-discuss] Open space only for hackers?

The Shi'ite kind or the Sunni?

On Jun 21, 2013 12:14 PM, "Mordred Abd Al-Rashid Suche-Messer" < m.al-rashid.such-messer at mail.com > wrote:hero(nongenderspecific) is an illegal function call
i will have to issue a fatwa
----- Original Message -----
From: Ceren Ercen
Sent: 06/21/13 11:51 AM
To: Mordred Suche-Messer
Subject: Re: [Noisebridge-discuss] Open space only for hackers?

You're my hero(nongenderspecific).

On Jun 21, 2013 2:29 PM, "Mordred Suche-Messer" < m.al-rashid.such-messer at mail.com > wrote:| Hello, my name is Marquis. I'm new at Noisebridge. I come by mostly everyday to write | screenplays. Some days I procrastinate and end up on Tumblr geeking out over Teen Wolf. | I do use the kitchen to either get water or toast. I occasionally bring noodles to eat. | I don't know some of the policy's but going by what is said in this discussion list, | doing that seems to be unacceptable unless your a hacker. Maybe I'm misunderstanding what | exactly is being said. I don't want to make members and other people in the space feel | uncomfortable because they believe I'm abusing the space and using it as a substitute | housing area. if carlos says you are not a hacker you are not a hacker
if danny says you are a hacker you might be a hacker
if liz hep and snail say you are an abuser you are not a hacker
if jc says hi to you in the space you might be a hacker
if lief doesn't recognize you you probably are not a hacker
if tom blocks your proposal on the first reading you are not a hacker
if maestro emails you you are not a hacker
if zephyr has never seen you code you are a hacker
if snail allows you to email her off-list you are a hacker

if it has to do with computers you are a hacker
if it doesn't use javascript perl linux or python you are not a hacker
if a member wants something from you you are a hacker
if harvey steals your mouse you are not a hacker
if kim offers you food you are not a hacker
if you've ever used a straight edge you are not a hacker
if you know how to fix the lathe you are a hacker until you are done doing that

if you turn down expensive beer you are not a hacker
if you turn down cheap beer you are not a hacker
if you turn down beer someone has spit in you are not a hacker
if you turn down free beer you are not a hacker

if you sweep floors you are not a hacker
if you preface the name of your project with good words {interactive, heuristic, artificial intelligence, collaborative, anarchist, paradigm} you are a hacker {even if its a garbage can}
if you can spell you are not a hacker
if you have a pin-up of linus torvald on your desktop you are a hacker
if you sneer at other people in the space you are a hacker
if you pick up your own garbage you are not a hacker

if your tie has more blinking lights on it than a space shuttle you are a hacker unless you paid somebody else to do it
if you run a kickstarter campaign and blow the money on anything other than compensating your team you are a hacker
if you bring more than five people into the space and don't give them a tour you are a hacker
if you are active in politics instead of just talking about it you are not a hacker
if you have worked on a project in the space in the past year you might not be a hacker
if you talk about the project you worked on three years ago and someplace else you might be a hacker

it is an honor to have cleared this up for you
please to keep me informed if you have further questions


M. Abd Al-Rashid Suche-Messer
Secretary-General
World Council of Hackerspaces
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