[Noisebridge-discuss] Open space only for hackers?

[Norman]

Sorry, I forgot to put the sarcasm flag on. If anybody wants to run with 
it go ahead.

Norman

On 6/21/2013 9:56 PM, Michael Clift wrote:
> is this real?
>
>
> On Fri, Jun 21, 2013 at 6:04 PM, Norman <pryankster at gmail.com 
> <mailto:pryankster at gmail.com>> wrote:
>
>     So I can start work on my, heuristic, collaborative, garbage can?
>
>     Norman
>
>     On 6/21/2013 11:29 AM, Mordred Suche-Messer wrote:
>>     | Hello, my name is Marquis. I'm new at Noisebridge. I come by mostly everyday to write
>>     | screenplays. Some days I procrastinate and end up on Tumblr geeking out over Teen Wolf.
>>     | I do use the kitchen to either get water or toast. I occasionally bring noodles to eat.
>>     | I don't know some of the policy's but going by what is said in this discussion  list,
>>     | doing that seems to be unacceptable unless your a hacker. Maybe I'm misunderstanding what
>>     | exactly is being said. I don't want to make members and other people in the space feel
>>     | uncomfortable because they believe I'm abusing the space and using it as a substitute
>>     | housing area.
>>     if carlos says you are not a hacker you are not a hacker
>>     if danny says you are a hacker you might be a hacker
>>     if liz hep and snail say you are an abuser you are not a hacker
>>     if jc says hi to you in the space you might be a hacker
>>     if lief doesn't recognize you you probably are not a hacker
>>     if tom blocks your proposal on the first reading you are not a hacker
>>     if maestro emails you you are not a hacker
>>     if zephyr has never seen you code you are a hacker
>>     if snail allows you to email her off-list you are a hacker
>>
>>     if it has to do with computers you are a hacker
>>     if it doesn't use javascript perl linux or python you are not a
>>     hacker
>>     if a member wants something from you you are a hacker
>>     if harvey steals your mouse you are not a hacker
>>     if kim offers you food you are not a hacker
>>     if you've ever used a straight edge you are not a hacker
>>     if you know how to fix the lathe you are a hacker until you are
>>     done doing that
>>
>>     if you turn down expensive beer you are not a hacker
>>     if you turn down cheap beer you are not a hacker
>>     if you turn down beer someone has spit in you are not a hacker
>>     if you turn down free beer you are not a hacker
>>
>>     if you sweep floors you are not a hacker
>>     if you preface the name of your project with good words
>>     {interactive, heuristic, artificial intelligence, collaborative,
>>     anarchist, paradigm} you are a hacker {even if its a garbage can}
>>     if you can spell you are not a hacker
>>     if you have a pin-up of linus torvald on your desktop you are a
>>     hacker
>>     if you sneer at other people in the space you are a hacker
>>     if you pick up your own garbage you are not a hacker
>>
>>     if your tie has more blinking lights on it than a space shuttle
>>     you are a hacker unless you paid somebody else to do it
>>     if you run a kickstarter campaign and blow the money on anything
>>     other than compensating your team you are a hacker
>>     if you bring more than five people into the space and don't give
>>     them a tour you are a hacker
>>     if you are active in politics instead of just talking about it
>>     you are not a hacker
>>     if you have worked on a project in the space in the past year you
>>     might not be a hacker
>>     if you talk about the project you worked on three years ago and
>>     someplace else you might be a hacker
>>
>>     it is an honor to have cleared this up for you
>>     please to keep me informed if you have further questions
>>
>>
>>     M. Abd Al-Rashid Suche-Messer
>>     Secretary-General
>>     World Council of Hackerspaces
>>
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