[Noisebridge-discuss] Open space only for hackers?

[Andrew Byrne]

The Shi'ite kind or the Sunni?
On Jun 21, 2013 12:14 PM, "Mordred Abd Al-Rashid Suche-Messer" <
m.al-rashid.such-messer at mail.com> wrote:

> hero(nongenderspecific) is an illegal function call
> i will have to issue a fatwa
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> From: Ceren Ercen
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> Sent: 06/21/13 11:51 AM
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> To: Mordred Suche-Messer
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> Subject: Re: [Noisebridge-discuss] Open space only for hackers?
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> You're my hero(nongenderspecific).
> On Jun 21, 2013 2:29 PM, "Mordred Suche-Messer" <
> m.al-rashid.such-messer at mail.com> wrote:
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>> | Hello, my name is Marquis. I'm new at Noisebridge. I come by mostly everyday to write
>> | screenplays. Some days I procrastinate and end up on Tumblr geeking out over Teen Wolf.
>> | I do use the kitchen to either get water or toast. I occasionally bring noodles to eat.
>> | I don't know some of the policy's but going by what is said in this discussion  list,
>> | doing that seems to be unacceptable unless your a hacker. Maybe I'm misunderstanding what
>> | exactly is being said. I don't want to make members and other people in the space feel
>> | uncomfortable because they believe I'm abusing the space and using it as a substitute
>> | housing area.
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>> if carlos says you are not a hacker you are not a hacker
>> if danny says you are a hacker you might be a hacker
>> if liz hep and snail say you are an abuser you are not a hacker
>> if jc says hi to you in the space you might be a hacker
>> if lief doesn't recognize you you probably are not a hacker
>> if tom blocks your proposal on the first reading you are not a hacker
>> if maestro emails you you are not a hacker
>> if zephyr has never seen you code you are a hacker
>> if snail allows you to email her off-list you are a hacker
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>> if it has to do with computers you are a hacker
>> if it doesn't use javascript perl linux or python you are not a hacker
>> if a member wants something from you you are a hacker
>> if harvey steals your mouse you are not a hacker
>> if kim offers you food you are not a hacker
>> if you've ever used a straight edge you are not a hacker
>> if you know how to fix the lathe you are a hacker until you are done
>> doing that
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>> if you turn down expensive beer you are not a hacker
>> if you turn down cheap beer you are not a hacker
>> if you turn down beer someone has spit in you are not a hacker
>> if you turn down free beer you are not a hacker
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>> if you sweep floors you are not a hacker
>> if you preface the name of your project with good words {interactive,
>> heuristic, artificial intelligence, collaborative, anarchist, paradigm} you
>> are a hacker {even if its a garbage can}
>> if you can spell you are not a hacker
>> if you have a pin-up of linus torvald on your desktop you are a hacker
>> if you sneer at other people in the space you are a hacker
>> if you pick up your own garbage you are not a hacker
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>> if your tie has more blinking lights on it than a space shuttle you are a
>> hacker unless you paid somebody else to do it
>> if you run a kickstarter campaign and blow the money on anything other
>> than compensating your team you are a hacker
>> if you bring more than five people into the space and don't give them a
>> tour you are a hacker
>> if you are active in politics instead of just talking about it you are
>> not a hacker
>> if you have worked on a project in the space in the past year you might
>> not be a hacker
>> if you talk about the project you worked on three years ago and someplace
>> else you might be a hacker
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>> it is an honor to have cleared this up for you
>> please to keep me informed if you have further questions
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>> M. Abd Al-Rashid Suche-Messer
>> Secretary-General
>> World Council of Hackerspaces
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