[Noisebridge-congress] Four new proclimations for our village

[Rubin Abdi]

I'm fine with being village momma, but I'm drawing the line at that and
have no interest babysitting you or holding your hair back while you yak
under the rocket ship. So...

1 - It's hot, you can easily dehydrate if you're not careful and beer isn't
real water (unless it's PBR). So the rule is for every 1 alcoholic drink,
consume 2 waters, roll a D20.

2 - Water is good for you, even when you're not drinking booze. Try to
drink a few cups every 30 minutes. Set a timer, you'll be happier in the
end. Also remember to simply keep a bottle of water with you at all times.
Tie it to your face, tell someone it's your hacker art.

3 - Our village has a code of conduct, so it's totally ok to call people
out and say:
  a - "You look upset, have you had some water lately? Maybe a snack?"
  b - "I think you've had enough shitty liquor to drink for today, how
about we hold off till tomorrow."
If someone doesn't take the hint on B, they get booted out of the village,
no buts. Butts are ok though.

4 - Fact of life, we're all filthy animals, especially me right now (and
mzeltner). Don't shit where you eat, specifically your hands. When you go
to the bathroom you fucking wash your hands afterwards, regardless if it's
just a number one, two, or three, or if you some how went without touching
yourself. Wash your hands again before you eat. I'll be keeping soap and
hand sanitizer at camp in case CCC doesn't provide. Getting the hacker
plague mud butt while it's 95F outside and the portapotties are just too
far away is really horrible. Do not get yourself sick, don't get others
sick, you filthy animals.

I love you all, like my own unwanted children, that I some how gave birth
too after getting my vasectomy in September. <3

-- 
Rubin
rubin at starset.net
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