[Noisebridge-congress] Proclamation: Booty Shorts, Hot Pants, Short Shorts for all!

[Ben Kochie]

Wait, wait, wait, we are supposed to wear pants at camp? I thought it was optional.


On July 18, 2015 8:58:25 PM GMT+02:00, Rubin Abdi <rubin at starset.net> wrote:
>WHEREAS, a body of hackers calling themselves "crypto-anarchists" are
>soon
>to convene under the sweltering sun at the 5th Chaos Communications
>Camp on
>the 13th of August;
>WHEREAS, it is necessary for the repose of our Village that the said
>decree
>should be loosely and at will complied with;
>NOW, THEREFORE, we do hereby Request and Ask Nicely the inhabitants of
>our
>NOPE Village, immediately upon receipt of this, our Decree, to proceed
>with
>a suitable force and don fabulous booty shorts at Camp this year.
>
>It is going to be hot at camp this year, and so we must be protected
>from
>the elements, with booty shorts! I'm bringing like dozen. You should
>bring
>yours too! It'll be fun!
>
>If you by chance don't happen to own a pair of wonderful booty shorts,
>I
>would be so happy to organize a group adventure to acquire some here in
>SF.
>If you're remote and don't have anywhere nearby to pick up a pair, I'll
>offer my shopping services to you and will deliver at camp.
>
>If you want to shop on your own in SF, here are a few stores I
>recommend:
>
>- Piedmont Boutique
>- Multikulti
>- American Apparel
>
>-- 
>Rubin
>rubin at starset.net
>
>
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