[Noisebridge-discuss] ALERT: dr_jesus can help you hack hotmail (he won CTF _twice_) so long as you are not "a fatty with purple hair"

Mark Ellis everfalling at gmail.com
Thu May 20 00:05:46 UTC 2010


Cool story, bro.

On May 19, 2010, at 3:49 PM, Christopher Abad <aempirei at gmail.com>  
wrote:

> as some of you may know, dr_jesus aka jason spence was the famous
> two-time defcon CTF champion donning the red fedora
>
> due to my impressive skills at social reverse engineering i have been
> able to convince him to admit that he used to hack hotmail and
> therefore i know for a _FACT_ that he can help you
>
> since there are those of you at noisebridge whom obviously have the
> intentions of doing so (proof: 11:47 < dr_jesus> there aren't any
> whitehats at noisebridge, they're all closet blackhats who can't find
> the balls to talk about it
> ), you may find this resource helpful.
>
> i therefore suggest you direct any questions in regards to hacking
> hotmail, to dr_jesus
>
> <@aempirei> dr_jesus: you still have never explained why you dont like
> to talk about 'that time' in your life.
> <@aempirei> you cant just skate around that.
> < dr_jesus> aempirei: like I said earlier, I don't mind talking about
> it, I just don't want some of the assbergers faggots at noisebridge to
> beg me for stories
> < dr_jesus> well, I used to do CTF and my team won two years
> <@aempirei> what stories would you be begged for
> <@aempirei> exactly
> < dr_jesus> fuck if I know, but the scene whores there want to learn
> to hack their hotmail or some shit and I don't want them to know that
> I used to
>
> futhermore, if you are a "purple haired fatty", dr_jesus would prefer
> you do not exchange dialog with him
>
> sorry but no hotmail hacking for you
>
> < dr_jesus> aempirei: so what were you doing at noisebridge trying to
> get laid by helping girls with their circuits?
> < dr_jesus> and trying to teach people about long jmp
> <@aempirei> nope
> <@aempirei> definately not
> <@aempirei> i was having fun
> < paz> whats wrong w/ tryin to get laid anyway
> < dr_jesus> having fun at noisebridge?
> <@aempirei> yep
> <@aempirei> i was
> < dr_jesus> by making things?
> <@aempirei> yes
> <@aempirei> i enjoy goign there sometimes
> < dr_jesus> he was hitting ona  fatty
> < dr_jesus> with purple hair
>
> p.s. i realize this email is childish so if your intention is to
> inform me of this, save your bytes. also dont ask about hacking WoW
> accounts, only 3-time CTF winners can do that.
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