[Noisebridge-discuss] ALERT: dr_jesus can help you hack hotmail (he won CTF _twice_) so long as you are not "a fatty with purple hair"

[Christopher Abad]

as some of you may know, dr_jesus aka jason spence was the famous
two-time defcon CTF champion donning the red fedora

due to my impressive skills at social reverse engineering i have been
able to convince him to admit that he used to hack hotmail and
therefore i know for a _FACT_ that he can help you

since there are those of you at noisebridge whom obviously have the
intentions of doing so (proof: 11:47 < dr_jesus> there aren't any
whitehats at noisebridge, they're all closet blackhats who can't find
the balls to talk about it
), you may find this resource helpful.

i therefore suggest you direct any questions in regards to hacking
hotmail, to dr_jesus

<@aempirei> dr_jesus: you still have never explained why you dont like
to talk about 'that time' in your life.
<@aempirei> you cant just skate around that.
< dr_jesus> aempirei: like I said earlier, I don't mind talking about
it, I just don't want some of the assbergers faggots at noisebridge to
beg me for stories
< dr_jesus> well, I used to do CTF and my team won two years
<@aempirei> what stories would you be begged for
<@aempirei> exactly
< dr_jesus> fuck if I know, but the scene whores there want to learn
to hack their hotmail or some shit and I don't want them to know that
I used to

futhermore, if you are a "purple haired fatty", dr_jesus would prefer
you do not exchange dialog with him

sorry but no hotmail hacking for you

< dr_jesus> aempirei: so what were you doing at noisebridge trying to
get laid by helping girls with their circuits?
< dr_jesus> and trying to teach people about long jmp
<@aempirei> nope
<@aempirei> definately not
<@aempirei> i was having fun
< paz> whats wrong w/ tryin to get laid anyway
< dr_jesus> having fun at noisebridge?
<@aempirei> yep
<@aempirei> i was
< dr_jesus> by making things?
<@aempirei> yes
<@aempirei> i enjoy goign there sometimes
< dr_jesus> he was hitting ona  fatty
< dr_jesus> with purple hair

p.s. i realize this email is childish so if your intention is to
inform me of this, save your bytes. also dont ask about hacking WoW
accounts, only 3-time CTF winners can do that.