[Noisebridge-discuss] report from the scent dogs!

[Jonathan Lassoff]

On Wed, May 25, 2011 at 9:17 PM, Glen Jarvis <glen at glenjarvis.com> wrote:
>> and then everyone came out of the woodwork
> WE HAVE TERMITES OH GOD
>
> POUR MERCURY ON TERMITES!!! ITS A GREAT WAY TO ELIMINATE THEM.

Cool story, bro.

In my experience, the best way to deal with termites is to have
children pour mercury on them, behind a locked gate mounted on the DJ
booth.
Subsequently, place the mercury-ized bugs in a dedicated fridge with
E. coli samples (used for research only, of course).