[Noisebridge-discuss] report from the scent dogs!

[Glen Jarvis]

> On Wed, May 25, 2011 at 9:17 PM, Glen Jarvis <glen at glenjarvis.com> wrote:
>>>  and then everyone came out of the woodwork
>> WE HAVE TERMITES OH GOD
>> 
>> POUR MERCURY ON TERMITES!!! ITS A GREAT WAY TO ELIMINATE THEM.
> 
> Cool story, bro.
> 
> In my experience, the best way to deal with termites is to have
> children pour mercury on them, behind a locked gate mounted on the DJ
> booth.
> Subsequently, place the mercury-ized bugs in a dedicated fridge with
> E. coli samples (used for research only, of course).

Yep. Yep. That's how I'd kill 'em :)