[Noisebridge-discuss] [zine][printer][mice][cat] The purrrr-fect solution! or: Fight fur with fur

[Matt Joyce]

Or just some mop heads.
On Apr 23, 2012 4:51 PM, "Mike Schachter" <mschachter at eigenminds.com> wrote:

> I think we should get one of those hypo-allergenic hairless cats
> and then superglue a bunch of human hair to it.
>
>  mike
>
>
>
> On Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 4:41 PM, Matt Joyce <matt at nycresistor.com> wrote:
> > Can we cook the cat?
> >
> > On Apr 23, 2012 4:36 PM, "Will Sargent" <will.sargent at gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> I'm totally for this -- we can always take out the cat later if there's
> a
> >> problem.
> >>
> >> Will.
> >>
> >> On Sat, Apr 21, 2012 at 11:26 PM, Tony Longshanks LeTigre
> >> <anthonyletigre at gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> Dear Noisebridge Discuss (asterisk * indicates a note following the
> main
> >>> body of the message),
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> I was just talking with several of the Noiseoisie about getting a cat
> for
> >>> Noisebridge. As far as I can see, there's no downside. The cat would
> get a
> >>> great home with 5,200 square feet & all the mice it can eat, the mouse
> would
> >>> all be killed & eaten*, & we would have a lovable, furry feline friend
> (&
> >>> possible mascot?) Best of all, I would get to have a cat again, which
> my
> >>> violently unstable life as a squatter has ruled out. I would go so far
> as to
> >>> pledge to clean the litterbox once a week - that's how serious I am.**
> And
> >>> no one who's allergic to cats will read this message. Pure win!
> >>>
> >>> I was just talking it over with [name deleted by request], who said
> >>> [quote censored for decency]: "This is a do-ocracy, you've just gotta
> do it,
> >>> it's like a__l s_x, if you try to talk it over w/ people first, it'll
> never
> >>> happen." (I think that's horrible!) All the same, I thought I'd send
> this
> >>> message out first just as a formality. I don't expect any objection,
> though,
> >>> & have already begun the lengthy process of selecting the perfect cat
> >>> (choice breed (Russian blue? Lilac-point Siamese?), excellent pedigree,
> >>> proper fur color,
> >>>
> >>> Speaking of completely random segues, I have the second issue of ZiP -
> a
> >>> megazine, not merely a zine, as a zine purist whose name I didn't catch
> >>> emphatically argued with me in the space last night - ready to print, &
> >>> someone who happens to own a publishing company has offered to loan us
> a
> >>> printer for the job, & a couple colleagues w/ cars have offered to
> help me
> >>> pick it up & return it, & Noisebridge seems like a great space to do
> the
> >>> printing, so that's probably going to happen early next week - Monday
> night,
> >>> perhaps, later at night after the space clears out. If anyone can
> offer any
> >>> resources to help w/ the printing - money, a printer, ink cartridges
> for a
> >>> Laserjet 4300, money, paper or other printing supplies, help with
> folding
> >>> collating & stapling, or money - let your voice be heard!
> >>>
> >>> It's a really nice publication, I promise. Covers you could eat off of,
> >>> and the articles are damn near good enough to read.
> >>>
> >>> Most likely no one will read this message, which is actually fine,
> since
> >>> that way no one can complain about the cat, and I don't expect any
> help with
> >>> the zine printing anyway.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Ciaoloha!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> "Longshanks"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> *We might need to get 2 or 3 cats
> >>>
> >>> **I'm sure there would be much debate over where the keep the
> litterbox.
> >>> Someone suggested the dark room ("nobody uses it") - we might install a
> >>> small cat door, too small for people (or light). But it seems better
> to keep
> >>> it somewhere in the kitchen area.
> >>>
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