[Noisebridge-discuss] meeting notes

[Curtis Gagliardi]

thank you for helping this minerity to be understood

On Sun, Jul 7, 2013 at 6:15 PM, Martin Bogomolni <martinbogo at gmail.com>wrote:

> (Translated with a bit of humor from Engrish to Victorian Engrish)
>
> Kind Gentlemen,
>
> I am greatly puzzled as to why the denizens of Noisebridge would have
> their dander up at Leif.
>
> Indeed, the minorities at the fine establishment of Noisebridge should
> rise joyfully that this fine upstanding man of the people would rise
> to protect them when they cannot do so for themselves!   He knows,
> full well and better than they how much danger they are in, and the
> many foul perversions that pose a threat to them.
>
> Verily, as a member of that minority myself, I am glad that Leif
> undertook this action on my behalf.
>
> Had I known that the Dread Pirate Michael had been committing these
> criminal acts of perfidy, deception, and wanton ill... I would not
> have been able to come to my own aid.   I can see, clearly now, that
> the Dread Pirate Michael is a foul buccaneer whose countenance
> intimidates all minorities!   Who knows how many people, of such
> breeding as I and members of the weaker minority, have been victimized
> by this malcontent's acts and are afraid to raise their voices against
> him.
>
> By the grace of God, Noisebridge should rise up, and make it known
> that the Dread Pirate Michael is a danger to all who are a minority.
> I, for one, say that we should post his likeness on every street
> corner, pass out his countenance to every street urchin, and expose
> his crimes against minorities!
>
> If the poor members of the minorities cannot accept that Leif knows
> better how to protect them, then indeed I say they should not be
> accepted at NoiseBridge.
>
> Yours Sincerely,
> in parody,
> and incoherently,
> Mr. Abd Al-Rashied Suche-Messer
> Major Secretary General of the 14th Unarmed Brigade of Loonies
> Universal Parliament of Places To Tinker With Things
>
> -----
>
> ... because sometimes, even Trolling requires a good Parody.
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