[Noisebridge-discuss] [Noisebridge-announce] Five Minutes of Fame! Tomorrow at 7PM! Come as prepared for surprises as you are unprepared for your own presentation!

Danny O'Brien danny at spesh.com
Thu May 21 16:30:45 UTC 2015


How much will you donate for the answer?

On Thu, May 21, 2015 at 7:54 AM, aestetix <aestetix at gmail.com> wrote:

>  Will you be hosting while dressed as a clown? :)
>
>
> On 5/21/15 6:03 AM, Danny O'Brien wrote:
>
>    Hello Noisebridge discuss and announce,
>
>  Due to the terms of a recent National Security Letter which I am not
> allowed to reveal that I received or not[1], I am specifically not allowed
> to mention that it is Five Minutes of Fame tomorrow (Thursday) at 7PM at
> Noisebridge.
>
> Nor have I been allowed to do any preparation for it, or publicise it in
> any way.[2]
>
>  HOWEVER, I can reveal that if you were to turn up to such a hypothetical
> event, you would be able to either act as an audience member to, or show
> off yourself any amazing project, including:
>
> * crazy electrical projects you built at that local hackerspace
> * quantum vacuum fluctuation thrusters that you strapped to your fixie
> * your weekend plan to map Renormalization Group Theory to ethical
> structures[3]
> * what poked your eye out at Maker Faire this weekend.
>
> Filibuster until you end mass surveillance (or for five minutes, whichever
> comes first)!
>
>  Turn up at 6.30PM with your ideas, powerpoints, LaTeX source files or
> banjolele or just an open mind. We'll do the rest, where "the rest" may
> include forgetting your name when we introduce you, and handing you a beer
> as you sit back and enjoy:
>
>  FIVE MINUTES OF FAME, NOISEBRIDGE CENTRAAL, 7PM, THURSDAY MAY 21ST.
>
> https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Five_Minutes_of_Fame
>
>  d.
>
>  [1] This sentence is a warrant canary. In the event that I do receive an
> NSL that I am not allowed to mention, the previous sentence (which is a
> warrant canary) will become false.
>  [2] Not actually part of the court order, but a mixture of key
> personality flaws, and my statement to the current Noisebridge mafia that
> "yeah sure I'll turn up but if you expect me to spend my valuable free time
> filling in spreadsheets full of speakers, you're going to need to buy me an
> even bigger plate of blackcurrant jelly than this"
>  [3] I read a Facebook post about this, and I really want to know more
> about it. This is actually true.
>
>
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