[Noisebridge-congress] Four new proclimations for our village

[Patrick O'Doherty]

Don't let Europe fool you. It get's fucking hot during the summer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_European_heat_wave

On 8/6/15 5:19 PM, Ronald Miloh Alexander wrote:
> On Fri, Aug 07, 2015 at 01:42:11AM +0200, Rubin Abdi wrote:
>> I'm fine with being village momma, but I'm drawing the line at that and
>> have no interest babysitting you or holding your hair back while you yak
>> under the rocket ship. So...
>>
>> 1 - It's hot, you can easily dehydrate if you're not careful and beer isn't
>> real water (unless it's PBR). So the rule is for every 1 alcoholic drink,
>> consume 2 waters, roll a D20.
>>
>> 2 - Water is good for you, even when you're not drinking booze. Try to
>> drink a few cups every 30 minutes. Set a timer, you'll be happier in the
>> end. Also remember to simply keep a bottle of water with you at all times.
>> Tie it to your face, tell someone it's your hacker art.
> 
> I wastotallythinkingnaw, this is ~16 degrees north of SF. Not hot
> enough to worry too much about dehyrdration. This lat is as far north
> as ALASKA (admittedly, southernmost Alaska, (-:).
> 
> but look check out these temps on wunderground.com:
> http://www.wunderground.com/q/locid:GMBB1538;loctype:1
> 
> sehr superheiss.
> 
>>
>> 3 - Our village has a code of conduct, so it's totally ok to call people
>> out and say:
>>   a - "You look upset, have you had some water lately? Maybe a snack?"
>>   b - "I think you've had enough shitty liquor to drink for today, how
>> about we hold off till tomorrow."
>> If someone doesn't take the hint on B, they get booted out of the village,
>> no buts. Butts are ok though.
> 
> hey, you want drinking? see cbase, we're across the road from them
> (again), make some friends there!
> 
>>
>> 4 - Fact of life, we're all filthy animals, especially me right now (and
>> mzeltner). Don't shit where you eat, specifically your hands. When you go
>> to the bathroom you fucking wash your hands afterwards, regardless if it's
>> just a number one, two, or three, or if you some how went without touching
>> yourself. Wash your hands again before you eat. I'll be keeping soap and
>> hand sanitizer at camp in case CCC doesn't provide. Getting the hacker
>> plague mud butt while it's 95F outside and the portapotties are just too
>> far away is really horrible. Do not get yourself sick, don't get others
>> sick, you filthy animals.
> 
> maybe watch sharing drinks as well?  until the incubation
> period for airplane/airport flu is over... what would that be, a few
> days or so?
> 
>>
>> I love you all, like my own unwanted children, that I some how gave birth
>> too after getting my vasectomy in September. <3
>>
> 
> a good weirdo
> 
> 
>> -- 
>> Rubin
>> rubin at starset.net
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