[Noisebridge-congress] Four new proclimations for our village

[Mitch Altman]

Over the next 10 days, the weather forecast has it as high as 37C (99F).
 
 
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> To: congress at lists.noisebridge.net
> From: p at trickod.com
> Date: Thu, 6 Aug 2015 17:23:01 -0700
> Subject: Re: [Noisebridge-congress] Four new proclimations for our village
> 
> Don't let Europe fool you. It get's fucking hot during the summer.
> 
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_European_heat_wave
> 
> On 8/6/15 5:19 PM, Ronald Miloh Alexander wrote:
> > On Fri, Aug 07, 2015 at 01:42:11AM +0200, Rubin Abdi wrote:
> >> I'm fine with being village momma, but I'm drawing the line at that and
> >> have no interest babysitting you or holding your hair back while you yak
> >> under the rocket ship. So...
> >>
> >> 1 - It's hot, you can easily dehydrate if you're not careful and beer isn't
> >> real water (unless it's PBR). So the rule is for every 1 alcoholic drink,
> >> consume 2 waters, roll a D20.
> >>
> >> 2 - Water is good for you, even when you're not drinking booze. Try to
> >> drink a few cups every 30 minutes. Set a timer, you'll be happier in the
> >> end. Also remember to simply keep a bottle of water with you at all times.
> >> Tie it to your face, tell someone it's your hacker art.
> > 
> > I wastotallythinkingnaw, this is ~16 degrees north of SF. Not hot
> > enough to worry too much about dehyrdration. This lat is as far north
> > as ALASKA (admittedly, southernmost Alaska, (-:).
> > 
> > but look check out these temps on wunderground.com:
> > http://www.wunderground.com/q/locid:GMBB1538;loctype:1
> > 
> > sehr superheiss.
> > 
> >>
> >> 3 - Our village has a code of conduct, so it's totally ok to call people
> >> out and say:
> >>   a - "You look upset, have you had some water lately? Maybe a snack?"
> >>   b - "I think you've had enough shitty liquor to drink for today, how
> >> about we hold off till tomorrow."
> >> If someone doesn't take the hint on B, they get booted out of the village,
> >> no buts. Butts are ok though.
> > 
> > hey, you want drinking? see cbase, we're across the road from them
> > (again), make some friends there!
> > 
> >>
> >> 4 - Fact of life, we're all filthy animals, especially me right now (and
> >> mzeltner). Don't shit where you eat, specifically your hands. When you go
> >> to the bathroom you fucking wash your hands afterwards, regardless if it's
> >> just a number one, two, or three, or if you some how went without touching
> >> yourself. Wash your hands again before you eat. I'll be keeping soap and
> >> hand sanitizer at camp in case CCC doesn't provide. Getting the hacker
> >> plague mud butt while it's 95F outside and the portapotties are just too
> >> far away is really horrible. Do not get yourself sick, don't get others
> >> sick, you filthy animals.
> > 
> > maybe watch sharing drinks as well?  until the incubation
> > period for airplane/airport flu is over... what would that be, a few
> > days or so?
> > 
> >>
> >> I love you all, like my own unwanted children, that I some how gave birth
> >> too after getting my vasectomy in September. <3
> >>
> > 
> > a good weirdo
> > 
> > 
> >> -- 
> >> Rubin
> >> rubin at starset.net
> > 
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