[Noisebridge-discuss] [DRAMA] Bedbugs in SF

[John Menerick]

....fall over dead from mercury poisoning.

On Thu, Oct 7, 2010 at 8:46 AM,
<travis+ml-noisebridge at subspacefield.org> wrote:
> On Wed, Oct 06, 2010 at 06:52:25PM -0700, Aaron Muszalski wrote:
>> I move that we ban bedbugs.
>
> GM (to Bedbug1):
> You enter a room with three Noisebridgers.
>
> Bedbug1:
> What's a Noisebridger?
>
> Bedbug2:
> Oh!  I've heard of these.  They're always hackers, and they always come in threes.
> One always bans bedbugs.
> One always bans those who try to ban others.
> The last is morally opposed to banning,
> but stabs you in the face for asking tricky questions.
>
> Bedbug1:
> Oh man, I don't know, I don't know!
> Do we have any... what do they call them, foodstuffs?
>
> GM: (rolls dice)
> No, but with a quick scavving run you find two Club Mate in the room.
>
> Bedbug1:
> What's a Club Mate?
>
> GM:
> It is in German.  Do any of you speak German?
>
> (heads shake)
>
> GM:
> It looks like a kind of beer.
>
> Bedbug2:
> I'm getting drunk!
>
> GM:
> On drinking it, you notice a strange feeling.  Your intelligence is
> raised one point.  Please save against intelligence...
> (rolls)
> You suddenly have a brilliant idea.  You start composing something you
> find intensely amusing that makes reference to several internet memes,
> and near the end, you feel embarrased for wasting your time, but that
> the time would even be more wasted if you didn't send it.  You click
> send and...
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